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Irish Gymnast Tests Out The Anti-Sex Beds At The Olympics, Confirms That The Athletes Will Be Able To Fuck Without Beds Breaking

We know what happens at the Olympics. It's talked about every four years. They have millions (AND MILLIONS) of condoms sitting around for the athletes. They've tried to do these anti-sex beds made out of cardboard but it doesn't stop them from fucking or the orgies. People keep talking about the orgies there, including Andrew Bogut four years ago: 

This isn't the first time that Rhys McCleanghan tested out the anti-sex beds either. He's basically the Shams of letting Olympians know they can fuck in peace. At least the peace of knowing a bed won't break. And look at that testing! This isn't what me or you would do to test out. A couple thrusts, some flopping around, awkward loud breathing, sure. But we're not Olympians. You gotta jump and do rigorous positions because you don't know if it's going to be a couple gymnasts or a sprinter and a handball player. Gotta test out for everyone.  

I don't know why the Olympics keep trying to call these anti-sex beds. You're talking about the elite of the elite in the sports world. They will find ways to have sex. They don't need to worry about a regular queen size bed with some sheets that people probably bought from Target or something along those lines. But thanks to Rhys, everyone can show up at the Paris Olympics and know sex will be had.