Rumors Are Swirling Jaylen Brown Is Dating WNBA Player Kysre Gondrezick After She Was Seen On His Duckboat At The Celtics Parade

Listen, today is one of the worst days of my life as a Lakers fan. I puke every time I see another photo of Dave or Gaz on that dumb duckboat with that dumb trophy in that dumb jacket Gaz is wearing in 95 degree weather. I legitimately stayed off Twitter until I realized that the only way I can salvage my day is to get some pageviews out of this tragedy of a day. 

While Greenie publishes 40 blogs about what color t-shirt Tatum is wearing and the flavor of a vial of his sweat that he bought off Facebook marketplace tastes like, the real story today is Jaylen Brown. I hate the Celtics but I love Jaylen, he's a superstar and it's a true shame some people didn't want him resigned by Boston because he's your best player and it's not even particularly close. Regardless of that, Twitter is abuzz after Kysre Gondrezick, who plays for the Sky was seen on his duckboat. You know what that means in Twitterverse, they're absolutely dating and this was their "hard launch" like the kids these days call it.

Kysre is a bonafide superstar. Are you wondering how to pronounce her name? Well good thing she posted a video a few days ago that went massively nuclear:

There's a lot of talk about "aura" in basketball, and the lack thereof for a guy like Tatum. Kysre might have the biggest aura in the WNBA. 70k Twitter likes on a video telling people how to pronounce your name is unheard of. She's putting up NUMBERS in the selfie game:

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If the rumors are true, then good for Jaylen and Kysre and may they have a happy and long-lasting relationship. Some guys have it all and I'm ready to put Jaylen in that category. And credit where credit is due, the state your source shirt that Greenie is salivating over is actually kinda tough:

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So congratulations to him and him only, especially on the alleged budding new romance, and I'm off to go rewatch highlights of a real championship: