Mental Warfare: Albania Fans Are Lining The Streets Of Germany And Snapping Spaghetti In Front Of Italians Before Their Euro 2024 Match

That's enough! This is past the line of decency. You don't snap pasta in the face of Italians before a soccer match. Where's the line of friendship and foe? Where's the line of sportsmanship and evil? This is way past it. I know I'm not Dante, but I am Italian and this boils my tan skin and blood. Forget the Irish last name, this bald head is as Italian as Italian gets and this is even more unforgiving than putting Cincinnati chili on spaghetti. Everyone has a line and Albania fans just went so far beyond it it's insane. This is worthy of Italy defending its Euro title and winning at least 6-0. (UPDATE: They did not. Albania scored before I hit publish). 

In all seriousness, I do love the theatrics from all involved. Dropping to the knees, screaming in agony all while someone snaps some spaghetti. It's perfect. It's why Euros are as good as it gets in terms of soccer tournaments. But think of all the cuisine in Europe and nothing else plays. What are you doing to England? Spilling tea? Been there, done that. Thank you Boston Harbor. What are you doing to Scotland? Nothing. Germany? No one is going to waste any beer. France? Well, all I think about is Talladega Nights

You can't be out here wasting good spaghetti no matter how much shithousery it is. Can't have it, won't have it in the streets of Germany. Spaghetti and all pasta is delicious, don't you waste it.