Scottie Scheffler's New Haircut/Tan Line Combo Has Everyone's Attention At The US Open, More Proof It's Officially Scottie's Tour This Season

Everyone talking about how Scottie is starting to rival 2000 Tiger Woods and you know what? This seals it. The man got a bad haircut, we've all been there. You go to someone new and they go a little too high and tight. You don't tell them to stop, you sit there quietly, tip them a little extra to avoid the awkwardness and get out of there as fast as you can. Slap a hat on for a couple days and hope it grows back to normal as fast as possible. 

But you know why this seals the run? Every single person on Twitter is talking about Scottie's haircut. Not Patrick Cantlay shooting a 65. 

Not even Ludvig Aberg hitting every fairway at Pinehurst. 

Nope. It's all about Scottie's new look. I get it, I mean it's not great, especially when you factor in the tan line on the neck and where the sideburns used to be. 

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And, yeah, there's a difference. This is what his face looked like yesterday

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So he either did this last night or even this morning? Can't be doing a new haircut this close to a major. We already had bearded Scottie and that guy fucking ruled. Now we're going to have faded Scottie? High and tight Scottie? If he continues his run with this look, it doesn't matter. We're talking about the greatest season ever if it happens. 

I know what you're thinking - Reags, you're a bald. Correct. I wasn't always a bald. I had a great set of hair once upon a time. Rarely had a great haircut, but I had great hair. Then I made the realization it was time to shave it all so taller people would stop making fun of the bald spot that was growing by the day. 

Guess this is what happens when you beat the felony charge though. You change your look, you win a couple million bucks and you continue your dominance. It's Scottie's tour.