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Austin Butler Is A Man Of Fine Taste And Culture - Calls Skyline Delicious And Hardcore After Eating His First Threeway While Filming 'The Bikeriders'

This isn't going to be a movie blog, oh no. This is a blog about the deliciousness of Skyline Chili and the false accusations against it. Don't believe me? Fine. Believe a movie star. A man of fine taste and culture. A man who has tasted food from around the world and decided to call Skyline's threeway delicious and hardcore. Frankly, that should become the new slogan for Skyline. Delicious and hardcore fucking rules. That's the only way to describe it. 

Again, the worst thing Skyline ever did was call itself chili. People expect to see normal chili and not the delicious topping that has some chocolate involved. I've said it before but I'm not a pasta guy at Skyline. But the coneys? That's where we are talking about the perfect sort of food. Who the hell doesn't love a chili cheese dog? 

I think a lot of the hate stems from the fact that first timers often have a much different idea of what Skyline actually is before they try a meal. Go in with an open mind. If you’re expecting Joe from accounting’s world famous chili, then yeah, you’ll end up hating it. Also just get the coneys. Order is pretty cut and dry. Coneys (pick the amount based on hunger + freedom to shit after), habanero cheese, no onions. Cheese fries with habanero cheese as the side. Work your way up to a threeway, fourway or fiveway. It's hardcore and delicious. 

I will never stand silent when it comes to Skyline. It's not that bad, alright! If Austin Butler calls it delicious, it must be screamed from the mountain tops. If it's hardcore enough for Austin Butler, it's damn good enough for you, an average person.