Lenny Kravitz Is Bragging He Hasn’t Had Sex and Has Remained Celibate For The Last 9 Years As Part Of “A Spiritual Journey”. Ok Buddy
Lenny Kravitz is still waiting to meet the right woman.
The rocker, who turned 60 on Sunday, May 26, opened up about his love life in an interview with The Guardianpublished on Thursday, May 30.
Kravitz said he hasn’t been in a serious relationship for nine years and is still committed to remaining celibate until he’s found the right partner.
“Yes. It’s a spiritual thing,” Kravitz said of remaining celibate
Ok player, I see you.
I honestly don’t know what to make of this audacious claim by Kravitz. Nine years??? Do you know how long that is to not get laid? That’s longer than high school and college combined. I’m pretty sure priests don’t go nine years between getting their dicks wet.
Lenny Kravitz is one of the great swordsmen of our lifetimes. Guy can pretty much point at any woman and they’re leaking, soaking wet, on command. So this is either some zen-monk shit he’s on where he’s elevated his consciousness to a higher level- spiritual, like he claims, where he’s found some dopamine release that is equal to if not better than an orgasm. (In which case, teach us your way Len dog. Please!)
OR, this is one of the greatest Jedi mind tricks ever pulled before. What better way to get every woman on the planet throwing themselves at you than to publicly proclaim, “I haven’t had sex in almost a decade and don’t need it!” A move straight out of the Tim Tebow playbook.
I mean just look, he’s already got a Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model throwing herself at him publicly on air!
I think it’s the latter. In which case, again, I see ya player.
The only way I can see him deliberately giving up fucking is he’s just sexed-out. He’s sampled every flavor, done everything in every Kama-sutra book the world knows about, and ones we don’t, and is just plain over it. In other words, he’s beaten all the levels. Mission accomplished.
P.s. - how the fuck is Lenny Kravitz 60 years old??
P.p.s.- I feel like Lenny Kravitz, (Hunger Games Lenny) is everything Caleb Williams dreams to be.
P.p.p.s. - this song fucks and will always fuck so hard-
