Business Is NOT Booming: Antonio Brown Files For Bankruptcy

Well, Red Lobster went bankrupt due to a hedge fund selling off all the land underneath their stores. The huge advantage Red Lobster had was not their lobsters but they owned the land underneath all their restaurants so they didn't have to pay rent. So this hedge fund realized they could make huge money if they bought Red Lobster and then sold all its land and bankrupted it. 

Now I don’t know if there was a strategic reason to bankrupt AB but the dude is now def getting out of all his bills. I mean he legit just doesn't pay anyone anything. He allegedly didn't pay his Arena League Players. 

Allegedly doesn't pay child support. 

Allegedly doesn't pay his chef.

I literally just twitter searched Antonio Brown unpaid and there's so many results. 

He allegedly even didn't pay the doctor that he farted on.

So bankruptcy is probably the right move. Wipes out all his debts and he gets to start fresh. I lowkey kinda went bankrupt but not really when the state of West Virginia taxed me for my Jose Canseco purse and New York had taken the money already so I was in this limbo spot where I had negative money in my savings account. I had put the money in a bunch of Roth IRAs and just tried to do the right thing and put it where I couldn't touch it and not blow it. But having a negative bank balance gave me hella anxiety for that one week. New York paid me back. 

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I just don’t understand how someone can live their life knowing they owe so many people money. Complete psychopath shit. I mean Bernie Madoff was just out there owing people millions. Damn, nuts. 

I wonder what CTESPN is being valued at. Would be hilarious if Dave bought it for cheap at a bankruptcy sale. 

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