The Mystery Blonde Spotted With Mark Davis Last Season In His Suite Is Now Pregnant, and The World Is Wondering If It's His

Everybody remembers this moment last season. Mark Davis, all-time swordsman and babe magnet, spotted with yet another dime in his box. 

Another day, another blonde bombshell on his arm. You'd think everybody would be used to it by now.

But social media went crazy for this one.

Reags sent out the Smoke Patrol.

This chick was discovered to be "professional Instagram influencer" Hayden Hopkins

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Well today she dropped this shocker. 

(stellar caption from wordsmith Hayden)

Live look at Mark Davis when he found out his boys are swimmers!

Ethan Miller. Getty Images.

Despite there being no official word on who the father is, Raiders fans are celebrating. 

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I think anybody with a brain can do the math. We all know Mark fucked the brakes off this chick. And everybody knows once you get dick like that, you don't settle for less. Plus, Mark comes from an elite bloodline, so obviously the first chance Hayden had to get those genes (including that hair) into her offspring, she took it. It's biology 101. 

Congrats on the sex to both of them. And congrats Raiders fans. This kid is going to have the best life ever.

p.s. - Tom Brady gets a lot of shit (justified) for being a weird dude. Mostly for his diet, and OCD, and face transformation. But one thing I don't think people talk about enough, or at all, that is his biggest red flag, is how he seems to genuinely enjoy going to WNBA games and hanging out with Mark Davis.

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Yah, I understand he's part owner of the Las Vegas Aces. But I don't care if you're sole owner of the team. Are you going, by choice, and talking and sitting next to Mark Davis for 4 quarters? Sketch city.

p.p.s. - never forget the time Mark decided to skip the Raiders home opener so that he could attend his Aces game. The guy fucking loves women's hoops.