Every So Often Giusy Meloni Needs To Remind Everyone Why She's A Superstar, Today Is One Of Those Days
I made a promise that any time Giusy Meloni posted a picture, it would be blogged.
You see, she doesn't post often so it's fitting on a weekend of the Northern Lights, a weekend of stories and title races, Giusy Meloni snuck one there. All this talk about Eva Murati and Diletta Leotta and Alica Schmidt and others, Giusy had to remind the world why she's No. 1. We're not counting AI either, Malcolm.
I'll go a step further. We need to recruit Giusy Meloni to American TV for Copa America and the World Cup. She's tied to AC Milan:
That matters because our guy Christian Pulisic is having a career-year there. Dude can't stop scoring, can't stop doing good things on the pitch. We need that Christian Pulisic for America. He's our captain, he's the guy who will sacrifice his balls for a goal to send us out of group stage. He's Captain America. Get Giusy on American TV and make Pulisic keep thinking it's like he's back in Milan.
I'll keep saying it, it's a damn shame she only has 393k Instagram followers. You never know when she's going to remind the world why she's a superstar. I'll continue to do my job as the exclusive Giusy Meloni blogger. But it's time to call her up to the big leagues. I know Italy is playing in Euro 2024, but I care about the USMNT. Superstar.
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