Watch: Bill Belichick And Robert Kraft Just Took A Shot Together At The Tom Brady’s Roast

I need to know how many households across New England were watching that...because THAT is what we like to call "Patriot porn." I mean my god. What more could you want? It was only seventeen hours long and we got to see Robert Kraft and Bill Belichick finally bury the theoretical hatchet. I think most of New England has come to terms with whatever may or may not have happened but still, it's nice to put a button on it. 

The entire roast may go down as the greatest TV event of all time. Every single person (with the exception of one hehe) was better than the last. And a HUGE shout out to drunk Kevin Hart for making this happen. None of this would be possible without you. Thank you. Goodnight.