#1 Billy Football Supporter George Santos is Back to Being a Drag Queen, Selling Kitara Ravache Cameos for $350 For Charity

I can't think of any other politician, or any public figure caught up in a series of lies as ridiculous and as stupid as George Santos. The man just loves to lie. He went Rannazzisi-adjacent in claiming his mother died in 9/11, when she wasn't even in the United States. There were a whole slew of dog related lies. He had a fake dog charity, stole money from a handicapped veteran who just wanted Santos help saving his dying dog, he robbed an Amish dog breeder. He lied about knowing people who died in the Pulse Nightclub shootings. At one point he told everyone he was a mulit-millionaire for some reason. He lied about where he went to high school and college. He reportedly lied about his grandparents fleeing the Holocaust. He lied about being Jewish all together. Well no... that's not true... to be fair to George, he never actually said he was Jewish. He clearly stated he was Jew-ish. Who among us isn't in one way or another?

That might not even be half of them. But one of the more intriguing things that came out about Santos as all these lies were being uncovered was that at one point he was a drag queen in Brazil. A drag queen in Brazil who went by the name of Kitara Ravache.

That wasn't necessarily a lie. Just something he neglected to inform us of. It's more of a fun fact then a lie. And I'm not here to drag queen shame Mr. Santos. If you feel like Kitara Ravache on the inside, then by all means let your Kitara Ravache shine. She's quite stunning. I'm sure Brazilian drag queen enthusiasts, of which there are many, went buck wild when Kitara hit the stage. 

I wonder if George Santos ever fucked as Kitara Ravache? I'm afraid to speculate out of fear of cancellation. But if you're interested in finding out the answer to that question. Or are potentially interesting in fucking George Santos as Kitara Ravache yourself, perhaps you can get a hold of him through his latest venture. Which of course is the Kitara Ravache's brand new Cameo account. For the mere price of $20 you can send Kitara a message. For the mere price of $350 you can receive a personal message from the owner of the hottest Cameo to hit the streets since Frank The Tank and that kid who does the Cartman impression. 

"Hey you messy bitches! After 18 years in the closet I'm back for a limited time! 10% of every cameo will go to Tunnel to Towers & 10% to the International Fellowship of Christian’s and Jews." 

That's the bio of Kitara's Cameo account. You messy bitches… What do you think the chances are that 20% of that Cameo money goes anywhere other that George Santos pockets? If only there was another line in there that read, "10% of every Camero will go to Bill Cotter's Congressional campaign in New York's 3rd District."

If that were the case I'd buy one. He wouldn't dare withhold money from Billy Football. I still might have to invest in one someday. I don't know why. It just seems like the right thing to do. Not so much for the charities that will almost definitely not be getting that money. But right thing to do as far as, "Hey Frank The Tank check this out… George Santos is dressed in drag and doing the chop."

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Or something along those lines. There's potential there. Although $350 is a hefty fee. It's not the most ridiculous fee I've ever seen on Cameo. It's no $2500 for Caitlyn Jenner. Or $1000 for the ever-so-popular So You Think You Can Dance judge Nigel Lythgoe.

Who doesn't have a $1000 bucks to blow on Nigel?

Regardless, I've love watching how George Santos has handled himself following all the bullshit that was uncovered about his completely made up life. I actually feel like he's done a damn good job. He instantly became a joke on the internet, and he more or less just leaned into it. He managed to stay at least a little bit relevant ever since. He knows what he's doing on the internet. It's not just random that he's aggressively supporting Billy Football on Twitter. I'm sure he thinks Billy will make a phenomenal politician, but he knows inserting himself into a Barstool storyline is going to get clicks. And he knows Kitara Ravache is gonna rake in a little spending money. He's not the worst poster either.

Apparently he's running for congress again too, despite being kicked out of the House entirely just last year. And he's probably got a shot at it. I've heard the people in his district actually liked him as a politician. But most importantly, he's popular on the internet. That goes a long way nowadays. Good luck out there George (who actually might be reading this) You messy bitch!