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Florida State Made 13-0 "Unconquered" Rings Despite Losing 63-3 To Georgia In The Orange Bowl

Look I hate to be a stickler here but Florida State played a 14th game last year. Not only did they play a 14th game, they lost that game. And I'm not sure the word "lost" is strong enough....

To make 13-0 rings that say "unconquered" on them, when you lost game #14 by a score of 63-3, is one of the funniest / least self-aware moves I've seen in a long time. And I know everyone here doesn't have a Language Arts background, so I'll provide the definition of the word unconquered.

Not overcome. Never defeated. And I know that Georgia technically didn't use military force, but 63-3 is damn near as close as you can get. How the fuck do you put "unconquered" on your rings? You KNOW that you're going to get crucified. But Florida State said fuck it, we should've made the Playoff, we had half our team playing against Georgia, so if we just pretend like the Orange Bowl never happened, maybe the rest of the world will, too.

You lose by 10, fine. You lose by 20, okay. You lose by 30, yikes. You lose by FUCKING SIXTY???? Kirby Smart and Georgia have to be laughing their ass off this morning, but I wonder what the Florida State players are feeling? Someone just spent a whole lot of money on these rings for them to be publicly shamed into never wearing them out in public. 

Or are we saying this is okay? If so, I need an 11-0 unconquered ring for each of Ohio State's last two seasons. Unconquered!