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I HATE This Karen Who Is Furious That Former MLB All-Star J.J. Hardy Is Putting A Baseball Field In His Backyard

I thought this was America? Guys can't put baseball fields in their backyards anymore? What the hell is going on man, I thought this was the land of the free and a place of opportunity? Well not according to Pam Lang who lives next-door to former MLB All-Star J.J. Hardy in Arizona. Hardy is putting in a turf baseball field in his backyard so his family and friends can play whenever they want, it's going to take up a majority of his backyard and comes equipped with a full net protecting other homes and lights for night games. Sounds like every kid's dream, right? Well not if you live next to Pam Lang.

Lang said it's going to be like living next to a Top Golf and to me that sounds awesome? Why would you not want to live there? I'm sure he would let you use it if you want to Pam, just ask. So what Hardy hasn't got the permits yet? He's a Gold Glove winner, I don't know if he needs permits for anything except that rocket attached to his shoulder. According to the NY Post Hardy's property where the field is going is on a county island which permits J.J. to build almost anything he wants without having to deal with an HOA or getting clearance from neighbors. 

Sounds to me like Pam Lang is shit out of luck and she better grab her bat and her glove cuz it's play ball at the Hardy house. She is mad because she doesn't have land on the country island so she can't build anything she wants, maybe she should have had a successful MLB career where she made more money so she could buy a house like Hardy did. The only thing Hardy has to listen to are the height restrictions which I'm sure he will gladly abide by in order to have his Field of Dreams up and ready to go, then it's basically Opening Day at Casa de Hardy. I trust Hardy will get the proper permits into the county by April 22nd which is his deadline and everything will be good to go.

Pam Lang is a straight up hater. How are you going to tell a guy he can't put a baseball field in his backyard? You had no problem with his putting green or in-ground pool, but the baseball field is over the line? Get a grip Pam! Hardy is going to have this baseball field in his backyard and there isn't anything you can do! Safe to say she won't be invited over for Opening Day or any other big events there. Wiffleball tournament, home run derby, baseball olympics, nothing! It's not poorly done, it's not a threat to anyone, it probably raises the property value since the home is so sick, basically a bachelor party dream house as well. Pam Lang is just going to have to deal with J.J. and the boys hitting rockets in his backyard, nothing she can do about it. Hardy established dominance in the neighborhood too, very easy to see who runs the block. J.J. worked his ass off to get to where he is, was a very successful MLB player and as a retiree he's going to live life how he wants to, and that's with a baseball field in his backyard. Either come over and hit some bombs or sit this one out and read your book on the couch Pam, quit your yapping.