Black Dick

John Rich3/18/2024 1:38 AM

Black Dick.

I really thought about making this my first ever 2 word blog (I was going to say Barstool's first ever, but I have a feeling someone in our history has managed to do less). Because what more needs to be said about the Black Dick jersey swap. That's the joke. The picture stands alone. There's nothing more that needs to be added. But fine, I'll guess I'll put in a little bit of effort on a Sunday evening.

Rookies Anthony Black of the Orlando Magic (who here forth will be referred to as Black), and Gradey Dick of the Toronto Raptors (who here forth will be referred to as Dick), quite possibly pulled off the greatest jersey swap of the jersey swap generation. If there's been a better one than Black Dick I'm unaware of it.

Bottom line is when you have an opportunity to spell out 'Black Dick' in a public setting... in a way where nobody can tell you no.. because.. I mean... it's literally just your names... "oh what I can't swap jerseys with my good pal Dick?"....you simply must take advantage that situation.

As far as proudly displaying the phrase 'Black Dick' goes, the video could not be more wholesome. Just look at Black and Dick chumming it up together. They know precisely what they're doing. Just look at the big ol' smile on Dick's head. There's not a happier couple of dudes in the world than Black and Dick.

Only thing they could have possibly done better was plan this as soon as they made the team and chosen the numbers 6 and 9 (so it would say Black Dick 69)

I was GOING to say that one of my favorite parts about the Black Dick photo was that the Orlando Magic's official Twitter account had the wherewithal to tweet it out. I thought, "Damn, Orlando.. way to be in on the joke. Way to not shy away from Black Dick." I was going to tell them how progressive that was of them. But the cowards deleted it. Shame on you Magic. You were so cool to be down with Black Dick for about 20 minutes.

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