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Klemmer Did The Wrong Prison Themed Live Stream

I don't really have an opinion on whether or not Klemmer should be streaming his solitary confinement where he sleeps 18 hours a day. That's not my business. If the people want to tune in to see a guy sleep in his jeans and hoody on top of the covers who am I to tell them it's not entertaining. It's just not for me personally. 

I like the idea of a prison themed stream. Make this a series. Episode II...Klemmer's last meal. I need to see this guy eat. I don't think he's ever done it. 

Klemmer is over 6ft tall and weighs less than most jockies. That's not an exaggeration. He's under 120lbs. I don't know how that is possible for a man in his 40s. It's baffling. I need to see Klemmer feast. I need his last meal streamed. Not the meal he would choose which is probably half of a rice cake and a cup of water. I need him to eat a MEAL. I want to take him to a steakhouse and have him eat whatever we eat. The bread, seafood appetizers, drinks, multiple potato sides, asparagus, brussle sprouts, a steak that is at least 14oz, and a dessert of his choosing. 

I would ABSOLUTELY sign up to watch Klemmer try to eat a meal like that. It's never been done in his life. I would be fascinated to see how he even approaches a meal like that. Does he know how to cut a steak? Does he know how to chew it? Does he eat in that crouch he does? 

This stream has an electric, finite ending. Either he cleans his plate, pukes, or leaves the restaurant in an ambulance. I'll always tune in to see someone puke. 

If you've got 10 hours to spare

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