Where Are The Royals Hiding Kate Middleton?
For my chronically online friends, we've all been kept up to date on the "disappearance" of Kate Middleton. A couple months ago, we were all told that Kate had entered the hospital on January 17 for a scheduled abdominal surgery, and would be recovering until Easter:
Despite knowing this information, it does not stop me or anyone else from accusing the entire Royal Family of hiding her away. We haven't seen or heard a PEEP from her/about her ever since. This is the woman who gave birth, and then stood on the hospital steps a few hours later! A few weeks after she went into the hospital, Charles himself announced that he has been battling cancer. William himself has been cancelling appearances, using his "bachelor" Masthead when giving out royal statements, attending the BAFTAs on his own.....
Word on the street? The family is falling apart. Kate's leaving William, Charles is one foot out the door, and the institution is crumbling from within. The other words on the street however have a little more levity to them…
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It's all fun and games, laugh along and pray for a speedy recovery, until you remember…