Tennis Pro Matteo Berrettini Has Apparently Split From His "Sex Addict Model Girlfriend" Melissa Satta

I saw that top headline this morning and thought I was just reading some weird tennis fanfiction or something. Matteo Berrettini has been dealing with injuries on the court for a minute now, and it seems like he's got an injury off it in the form of LOVE IS DEAD. Imagine getting broken up with and every tabloid in Europe is calling you a "sex addict model girlfriend"? In good true journalism form, I had to get to the bottom of this *egregious* label!

Anyway, after some research, Melissa Satta has collected quite the Mount Rushmore of athlete partners. She allegedly had an affair with the late great Kobe Bryant, dated Inter Milan striker Christian Vieri, but it was her relationship with ex Barcelona midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng that gave me answers. From The Sun:

Melissa has a long history of dating sports stars and was in a relationship with former Italy and Inter Milan striker Christian Vieri, but her alleged infidelity cut short that romance.

Satta also had an affair with the late Kobe Bryant, which led the former basketball star's wife Vanessa to file for divorce.

The 38-year-old married former Barcelona star Kevin-Prince Boateng in June 2016 and they have a son, Maddox Prince, aged nine.

But they divorced in 2020 after initially separating in 2019 before getting back together for a short period.

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Boateng, who also played for Tottenham and Portsmouth, revealed Melissa was a sex addict with the supermodel admitting they had a very active sex life.

She said previously: "The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex seven to ten times a week.

"I hate foreplay, I want to go straight for it. I prefer to be on top so that I can be in control."

Just a hilarious reason for why Boateng was missing games. He was too busy fucking. Remember earlier when I mentioned Matteo has been dealing with injuries for a few years now? Well, Melissa countered that too:

It's a long read but all you need to know is that she says he's been dealing with the injuries since before they met. Can't counter that. Anyway, for me, it's back to not believing in love. If you can't keep a relationship like that in tact, then we're all doomed. God strike me dead if I ever have a sex-addicted model girlfriend. 

P.S. Why does Matteo look photoshopped in here? Am I crazy?