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Watch This When You're High - The Mapogo Lions

Shout out to @DaveinDC for this suggestion. 

How the hell have I never heard of these killing machines? Holy shit man these videos blew my mind. I think it's dangerous living in Chicago sometimes. The most gang-riddled neighborhoods don't have shit on Sabi Sand, Africa, with a "coalition" of lions roaming around devouring anybody in sight.

(sidebar - how bad ass is that a pack of lions is called a "coalition"?)

Youtube - ‘Legend’ is a word that is thrown around all too often in this day and age, but the term surmises the reign of the Mapogo lions in the Sabi Sands to perfection. Immortalized by the famous wildlife documentary, Brothers in Blood: The Lions of the Sabi Sand, the Mapogo lion coalition was a notorious band of brothers that went on a vicious quest to dominate and rule the Sabi Sands region in South Africa’s Kruger National Park. The coalition became infamous for its sheer power and strength in taking over and controlling an area of approximately 70,000 hectares. They were true warriors and proved themselves time after time on the field of battle. During their prime, 6 of these magnificent specimens patrolled their territory, dispatching all competitors and striking fear into the hearts of all that found themselves in their way.

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