Talking About Sex, Making The Country Horny And Advice For Ugly People - Adam Sandler Delivered A Perfect Speech At The People's Choice Awards
All these speeches tend to be the same. Let me give thanks to my family, my wife, my kids, my agent, so on and so on. A lot of 'oh my God, I can't believe I did it!' Enter the Sandman. He knows how to give a speech. Also just shows that he can turn back the clock and deliver when he has to. He's also right. He's made this country horny. Say 'Veronica Vaughn' to anyone over the age of 30 or so and you'll get the same response.
Or brought Julie Bowen into our lives
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Check on that part. It just goes to show you that every speech at awards don't need to be some sort of circle jerk. Sandler just cracking jokes and then doing 30 seconds of seriousness is what it should be. Hell, what he says when he's pretending to do the Sexiest Man of the Year Award hits home. Who amongst us haven't had to apologize for getting a little too ahem excited during sex. It happens to everyone! Thanks Adam, I will be playing this clip for my next apology.
He'll also waste no time to take a shot at David Spade and Rob Schneider. Great job at just calling them ugly. You should always talk shit to your friends and if you can't survive at a little pop calling them ugly, you're not friends. Everyone knows you gotta have at least one ugly friend when you're single to make yourself look better.
Plus, we need to embrace this as sexy. Too many weird ass styles out there, this is what we need as a country
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Can't believe it took this long for him to win the Icon Award. Man gave us Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, The Wedding Singer, Big Daddy and The Waterboy in a 4 year span. He should have been given the Icon award in like 2004. If you're at a certain age you remember specifically every sleepover someone slapping on Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison. It always played.
So shout out Adam Sandler. Sex icon, movie icon, fashion icon.