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Man Goes Viral For Saying Sydney Sweeney Would Be A 3/10 On The Russian Metro

If you want to go viral in 2024, just call one of the it girls mid. Throw a dart at this list:

-Tate McRae

-Zendaya

-Dua Lipa

-Margot Robbie

-Sydney Sweeney

-Olivia Rodrigo

-Jenna Ortega 

-Alix Earle

Unlimited viral glitch SECURED. It is truly unpatched. Sydney Sweeney....not my type:

That's what sells on the internet in 2024. Calling incredibly hot girls mid and then saying the average European is better. 

If you want to go a bit further, bring up that the girls in the 90's were better. You could even find her in a Blockbuster on a Tuesday night!

I want to believe all of these tweets are just peak internet humor. You wouldn't understand it if you weren't incredibly online, which I (unfortunately) am. However, there is a part of me that thinks these tweets are not done with humor, but out of something they truly believe. And if so, I guess I have to get to the Russian Metro I guess. 

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