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The Script Revealed: Brittany Mahomes Posted Patrick's Texts From A Month Ago Claiming He 'Decided The Chiefs Are Winning The Super Bowl'

Well, well, well, look at what we have here. Brittany Mahomes decided to post on Instagram this little message. First off, change his name. You're an adult. Just be normal and put 'Patrick Mahomes' as your contact. I despise, DESPISE, anyone who needs to have all the extra letters and emojis for a name as an adult. Grow up, Peter Pan. Anyways, the second thing you might notice. 20 days between text messages? 

I'm not blaming Patrick Mahomes for this by any means. In fact it probably should have been longer. You gotta worry about winning a Super Bowl, can't be bogged down with pointless text messages. But at the same time, as someone who is married with kids. You can't go 2 hours let alone 20 days without a text. Probably about some weird scratch or how someone's sick. I don't care how famous you are, you got kids, you're getting some pointless texts like that. 

And what exactly does he mean by saying HE decided the Chiefs are going to play in the Super Bowl? Hmm: 

Not the only former player to imply such a thing: 

Makes you think! Makes you think for sure!

What I don't go is all the dick sucking for this. I like Mahomes, he's awesome, fun to watch, all that shit. But are we supposed to act surprised that he said the Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl on January 5? All he does is play in the Super Bowl, so it's not exactly that crazy of a prediction. If you really want to be impressive, say it way before the playoffs start.

This has to be a group text right? Like it's the Mahomes family text, which is probably a disaster to be in. So many late night texts, so many emojis. That's a literal hell. Would make more sense if those are the only two text messages from Mahomes. All I'm saying is, let's calm down going nuts for a prediction when it's clearly easy to do. 

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