Conspiracy Theory Wars: The Super Bowl Logo Theory And Leaked Stories About The 49ers/Ravens Ended Up As Bullshit Because Of Taylor Swift

It wasn't that long ago that everyone was freaking out about colors. That's right, colors! 

Nothing gets me going like a good sports conspiracy theory. The only thing better is when there's such a small sample size that everyone runs with it. That happened with the Super Bowl logo conspiracy theory. A couple instances of it working out and then everyone was on board with the Ravens and 49ers. It was a forgone conclusion that the two No. 1 seeds would shockingly make the Super Bowl.

Until Taylor Swift showed up. Allow Dante's blog to show the reason why we moved on to another conspiracy theory: 

It's worth noting that Dante is for sure someone who buys everything as it's presented to him, would never overreact by having a go-bag and for sure doesn't read into things. Just watches the game and calls it as he's told to see it. Love you, Dante. Don't put me on your list of complaints or anything else. 

So did the NFL see the calculation for Taylor and adjust on the fly? We know from a very serious podcast that the NFL has script writers. Sports aren't real and simply entertainment, no matter what we want to believe. Hey, it's on TV so it must be right. We were fooled by the NFL simply attempting to market 49ers/Ravens and adjusting on the fly. They saw the theory going viral and were laughing and dancing with SVP and Blooper as we bought it hook, line and sinker. 

I know the world we live in. I know that you can't say the sky is blue without people arguing. But at some point can we stop forcing sports conspiracy theories? Maybe, just MAYBE, guys choke in the bright lights. Maybe a franchise just knows how to win. Or were the Pats a conspiracy theory dynasty too? I don't know, call me an idiot, but I believe in sports. I watch a game and say that's what happened, yep. Not everything needs a tinfoil hat, simply because everything in life already does. 

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We need sports conspiracy theories to come organically - like the 1985 Frozen Envelope for Patrick Ewing. 

Can't wait to see what conspiracy theory we come up with next year to talk ourselves into 2 of the favored teams to make a Super Bowl.