It Kinda Looks Like Billy Joel Is Teasing New Music For The 1st Time Since 1993 Which Would Be A Delight

Now this RIGHT HERE was one of the more shocking things my brain could've ever imagined seeing on this beautiful Monday morning after a great weekend of NFL Action. As I was headed into work on the train this morning I happened to throw on some She's Always A Woman to get in my Monday feels and next thing I know I happened to notice that the background song wallpaper thing on spotify said "Did I wait too long..."?!?. An investigation followed and little did I know it seems that the man himself is ACTUALLY teasing new music? What's gonna happen next pigs are gonna fly and I'm gonna go vegan? Who the hell knows the possibilities are endless if this is true!

For those not in the know Mr. Joel obviously has an immeasurable amount of bangers yet the man himself hasn't made new music since his River of Dreams album in 1993 which, if we're being honest, I've always fucking loved about him. It's SO rare where you have new music from a classic act that anyone not only gives a fuck about, but also doesn't wind up going to pee during at a concert and I've been standing by that since I went to an Aerosmith concert at Jones Beach in 2013 where they played stuff off of Joe Perry's new solo album. Joe Perry's new solo album? Dudes I'm here for Dream On, Love in an Elevator, and Don't Wanna Miss A Thing!

So I've always admired that about Bill and now it seems like this is all changing! Am I gonna sit here and be sad about new Billy Joel? OF COURSE NOT! He's the greatest hitmaker this world has ever seen and now we get to see if he can still pull it off at the spry age of 74. I'm confident. If Kurt Warner could take the Cardinals to the Super Bowl at 37 there's no reason Bill can't continue bangers at 74. Let's do this dance!