Don't Let The Playoffs Distract You From The Cowboys Shit Show And Dak Prescott's Brother Publicly Saying He Wants Him To Leave Dallas
I know it's easy to forget stuff as we move on in the playoffs. In a week we'll stop talking about the Bills choking, we'll forget about Jordan Love's last interception, etc. But this is why we're here - to remind you the Cowboys are still a shit show. I'm not even talking about Mike McCarthy or Jerry Jones, which makes it even funnier that this is going on.
We've moved on to family members now begging players to leave the team. Dak Prescott's brother is sick and tired of Cowboys fans being mean about his brother. Uhh, welcome to being a quarterback in the NFL. I mean what do you expect? The last thing I'd want my brother to do is tweet out how he wants me to leave the team paying me a shit ton of money. Don't worry though, it's only the fans that Tad Prescott hates. I also can't stop laughing at a Tad and Dak brother duo.
But don't worry, it's not just Dak Prescott's brother!
You got Micah Parsons tweeting out that his brother is basically just talking shit to talk shit.
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Hey, any time you can have multiple family members blast the organization, it's a good time. There really might not be an easier franchise to make fun of than the Cowboys. They actually have hope. They have one of the most annoying fanbases who will always scream about trophies despite it being 30 years. They will turn on each other at a moment's notice and then you see Mike McCarthy just staring into the abyss. You know they are going to shit the bed in hysterical fashion every year and immediately they do something stupid. This time it's family members chiming in, which makes it better. If I ever have to put out a tweet about my brother, you know something is off the rails.
Can't wait to see what happens next year after everyone convinces themselves this is the year. Dak is throwing the ball over the place! Look at all the pick-6s the defense has! There's no way we lose at home in the playoffs again. There's just some sort of stink on the franchise. I mean look at what happens to a man who saw plenty of Super Bowls and dedicates one game to the Cowboys.