Rep. Nancy Mace, the Congresswoman Who Loves Talking About Her Sex Life, Tells Hunter Biden, 'You Have No Balls.'

Jerry Thornton1/10/2024 6:50 PM

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As Ronald Reagan's old campaign ad once put it, "It's morning in America."

What it meant was that he had ushered in the dawning of a new day, full of hope, optimism, and opportunity. I use it now because America is crawling out of bed, hungover, foggy-brained, stumbling to the bathroom and hoping we make it to the toilet before we spew.

But there is hope. Yes, our ruling class is happy to ignore all the country's problems while they stuff their snouts into the trough and lick it clean. Sure, the two parties assume we're all on one team or another and will blindly support our own without noticing they're working together to fix the game because they all have money on it. But we're not completely bereft of leadership. Not as long as we've got strong, fearless, horndog Rep. Nancy Mace with her steady hand on the wheel.

You may remember Congresswoman Mace from past blogs:

But this Girl Boss is not about to rest on her laurels. Like the true firebrand that she is, she made history today by becoming the first Congresswoman to state categorically, in an open hearing, that the son of the sitting President of the United States lacks testicles:

I'm not talking about Hunter Biden. Whether you think he belongs in jail or should be named White House Chief of Staff or just go back to his quiet, humdrum life of hooking up with his deceased brother's wife and fathering children with an exotic dancer he met at a strip club, is not germane to this discussion.

I'm just here to focus on Rep. Mace. This maverick. This firebrand. This embodiment of female empowerment in the modern age. And how she's now ushered in a world where it's part of the Congressional Record that a duly elected representative discussed the sex organs of a witness. It's a permanent historical document from now until the end of time. Or until we're all reduced to ashes and there's no evidence Homo Sapiens ever existed on this planet.

It's hard to imagine that our nation waited until 1917 to elect its first female to Congress. That would be Jeanette Rankin, a Montana pacifist who was elected four years before women even had the right to vote:

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She served one term and then was elected again a full 24 years later, in 1941. And has the distinction of being the only one in Congress to vote against US involvement in both WWI and its sequel. Agree or disagree with her vote, she was a woman of principle, and stuck to it.

Which is how I regard Rep. Mace. Whatever else she stands for - and I honestly haven't looked into her position on anything other than UFOs, her sex life, and how she's not afraid to tell a man he has no balls - there's no denying she sticks to her very impressive guns. And in retrospect, I can't fathom why it took over a century to for voters to start sending women like these to Washington. Think of how dull it must have been all those decades without them. I'm sure other genuine troublemakers like John Quincy Adams (who went back to Congress after leaving the White House just to fuck with pro-slavery types and once physically fought one of them), would've loved having an agent of chaos like Mace around to liven things up.

I hope she's not into any sort of weird, fringe causes beyond aliens, oversharing with everyone every time she takes a trip to the summit of Bone Mountain, and questioning guys' manhood. Because if that's the freakiest stuff she's into, I'll elect her Queen of the USA.