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There's No Denying That Dom DiSandro Is The MVP Of The NFL After The Eagles Season Went To Shit Immediately Following His Suspension

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The Philadelphia Eagles were looking like juggernauts. They were reigning NFC champs, and started off the season 10-1. They may not have been destroying their opponents, but they just kept finding ways to win football games. This team was loaded, they had championship aspirations, and then…

Well then it all went to shit. This team lost their mojo. They lost their soul, they lost their heart, they lost their dicks, and they lost their pride. These past 6 weeks of football have been some of the most cowardly shit we've ever witnessed out of this organization. Where did it all go wrong?

Simple answer, glad you asked. 

The Eagles haven't been even been close to right ever since this moment. Don't get me wrong--the Eagles were already starting to unravel in this game before the Dom DiSandro ejection. But it was still just a 15-point game, which the Eagles quickly turned into an 8-point game just a few short plays later. There were still plenty of hope left in that game, and endless amounts of hope left for the season. 

But once Dom DiSandro was kicked off the sidelines, the Eagles gave up 3 straight touchdowns to get their dicks stomped off their body by the 49ers. They got kicked in the teeth, punched in the nuts, poked in the eyes, and have played like scared little boys ever since. They got their shit shoved by Dallas the following week. Lost to a game winning drive by Drew Lock the next week. Barely beat the Giants at home on Christmas. Lost to Jonathan Gannon and the Cardinals the week after that. And then whatever the hell yesterday's performance against the Giants could even be considered. 

The Eagles were 10-1 with Dom DiSandro on the sidelines, and looked like they had every right to host another game with a trip to the Super Bowl on the line. From the moment he got kicked off the sideline, they have been arguably the worst team in pro football. 3 losses to non-playoff teams, and have been routed by the top 2 seeds in the NFC. It's the same coaches, the same players, the same everything besides one big variable. 

It's clear as day that this simply isn't the same team without Big Dom on the sidelines. You want to talk about value in the NFL? The Eagles had a 91% winning percentage with Dom DiSandro, and are now down to 20% without him. That's a 70% swing. Is anybody else in football worth 70% of their team's success? Maybe Christian McCaffrey, but that's it. 

@JordieBarstool