Don't You Dare Tell Jake Browning's Girlfriend That The Bengals Week 18 Game Doesn't Matter
You think Jake Browning's girlfriend gives a shit that this game is meaningless? No way. That's a Super Bowl outfit. That's an outfit you break out when it's time to celebrate. Who knows, maybe Browning is getting a decent pay day, either way, all I know is this is a prime time outfit that I will be wearing if and when Kentucky makes a Final Four. You don't see something like that and not take some inspiration. Oh personalized jerseys? Anyone can do that. The famous split jersey that Brady Quinn's sister wore or Nelly at the Super Bowl halftime show? Yeah, I'm not wearing anything that isn't my team.
But this right here? This is how you know it's go time. Personalized luge outfit as someone pointed out. She don't care that the Winter Olympics isn't this year, she's ready for anything and everything. It's miserable in Cincinnati today too. Cold, grey, rainy. Sure, she's in a box, but that outfit isn't something you just wear in a suite. She's gotta hit up The Banks right after the game in this and go get a fishbowl.
A congrats is in order to Jake Browning though. Dude looked fine since Burrow got hurt and now everyone is talking about his girlfriend. Alex Moran had it right. Backup quarterback life is ideal.
PS: How about the guy not giving her a high five? Show some awareness my guy! The camera man isn't leaving Stephanie alone and you're just ignoring a high five. Disrespectful.
