Take That Kevin Hart! Katt Williams Just Ran a Clean 4.47, 40-yard Dash

Suck on that Kevin Hart. Let's see your tiny, illuminati, sell-out ass do that. (Did you know that Kevin Hart is a full 3 inches shorter than Katt Williams? I knew he was tiny but my goodness. The internet says Kevin Hart is 5'2". That's encroaching on Zah territory) 

Anyways, Katt Williams is on a tear right now, and I couldn't possibly be more on his side. I don't think everything he said during the Shannon Sharpe interview is necessarily "true". I like to imagine that there's at least some truth to some of it. I'm just a big fan of crazy. I'm a big fan of everything Katt Williams does. From hilarious physical comedy to getting knocked out cold by children on the playground. I can't get enough of him. I'm extremely here for one of the funniest (joke-wise & looks-wise) stand-up comedians in the game hurling baseless accusations at the biggest names in the industry. 

Plus, all the stories your hearing from lower-level comedians who opened for Katt Williams who say he paid them something like 5x the amount of money he was supposed to. Or the $15k he kicked to Boosie when he was released from prison, despite barely knowing the guy. He just seems like an overall good dude who treats his friends and associates well.

So I'm happy to be on the side of a guy like that. Even if he's going a bit off the rails. 

That being said, back to Katt Williams 40-yard dash time.

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Looks legit to me Katt! Can't argue with numbers! That's the cleanest 40-yard dash since Steven Cheah ran a 4.3 at the New York Jets fan experience. Sure, Katt didn't quite hit the 4.3 (or 4.16 on a good day) mark he had originally claimed. But who among us doesn't shave a point or two off their time when gassing ourselves up on a podcast. 4.47 ain't too shabby for a 52-year old comic. His form is impeccable. Arms stiff and far away from his body. Fingers fully extended like he's about to karate chop someone. Hair not moving an inch. Taking every step with the purpose of driving a hole through the court. You can't teach that type of speed. Your move Kevin Hart

P.S. If we don't get Kevin Hart and Katt Williams on opposing teams in the this year's NBA Celebrity All-Star game, that's a huge miss by Adam Silver. Pay them both whatever you need for them to show up. That would be the highlight of All-Star Weekend.