It Would Be An Injustice To Not Show You Sydney Sweeney's New IG Story From The Beach In Australia Today

She's baaaaaack! Did you hear that? It's the sound of the waves hitting what looks to be Bondi Beach in Australia (I'm no Geo Rainbolt and I totally just made that up) from Sydney Sweeney's balcony. Do you also hear that? It's the sound of money hitting my blogging server from the numbies that these types of blogs generate. Just kidding, we don't get paid per page view but that would be sick. I always wondered why we didn't have a full-time Sydney Sweeney reporter at this website though. We can have a whole show dedicated to Taylor Swift and multiple bloggers to talk about what type of bagel she had this morning but not one to show you the It Girl herself?

I got yelled at for putting Cheah in my last Sydney Sweeney blog when he said he "wasn't familiar with her work but understands why people are" like the NPC that he is. So I won't be subjecting you to his face this time, but man oh man look at those waves. Australia seems beautiful this time of year, if you can get past the whole massive spider thing. I've never been but man those waves are incredible to look at.

Anyway, I think I'm going to take that vacancy with pride. You won't miss a Sydney Sweeney update as long as these robotic fingers keep churning out blogs. It's important we don't miss her Jordan era of internet supremacy with how viral she goes. There's some rumors she's no longer engaged and you best believe I'll be there to report if they're true. And if Malcolm Smutler or some other freak want these pageviews, they'll have to pry them out of these cold fingers. Not all heroes wear capes, some of them use keyboards.

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P.S. Is this good? Let me know because I'll watch it a couple more times in theaters to boost those numbers if we need.