Our Newest Star: Once OG Anunoby Learns How To Deal With Traffic In New York City The Rest Of The NBA Is In Big, BIG Trouble

The New York Knicks deserve a blog, so a blog they get. We're hot. We're winning games. We're undefeated in 2024. We have two stars, that's right, I said it. Jalen Brunson and Julius Randle are stars and you're just a giant idiot if you disagree because they play for the Knicks. On top of that move 1 was made. I still hate giving up Immanuel Quickley and will always hate it. But allow me to welcome OG Anunoby with open arms now that he's no longer not winning at Indiana. 

OG is a freak defensively. Not even my words, that would be our beloved Jalen Brunson

Couldn't say it better myself! In fact those are the noises I make watching OG fly around defensively. If that's not enough we have this stat which we will 100% only use when it works for us here. 

He's doing all this while still trying to figure out how to get around New York City. Just wait until he learns that traffic always fucking sucks and deals with it that way. Really it just shows the Knicks need to put a facility in NYC and stop having these guys deal with traffic. Probably reason number 2 why we can't land a 'superstar'. Reason number 1 obviously: 

Ethan Miller. Getty Images.

Mind you the Knicks are figuring this all out with Mitch Robinson out for the year. Shout out Isaiah Hartenstein for looking the part. Also shout out Kourtney Kellar for being his wife. Good vibes all around. 

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Yeah obviously the Knicks still need to make one more move but OG is here to be a freak defensively. Him and Hart out there together makes me want to throw on my 90s starters jacket and live the good life again. I also love OG because he's 100% serious in this interview. He's at the gym and then studying maps trying to figure out the traffic patterns. Welcome to NYC, OG. We will love you if you keep doing the shit you've been doing. Plus if you need someone to bunk up with we got a couple guys available.