For The 1 Billionth Time: No, I Don't Want To Bang Nala The Lionness From Lion King

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A time or two a year I'll be flipping through the channels and land on The Lion King on Freeform. It's always nice when this happens, as it's never planned and I love that movie. One of Disney's all time greats. 

Like all Disney movies, however, it's LOADED with sexually explicit subconscious innuendos. Look no further to Nala giving Simba the "fuck me eyes" when they're romping around in the forest: 

Over the years, I've pointed out this obvious fact time and time again: 

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And for some reason I've always been accosted with people alleging that I want to fuck a cartoon lionness when making this simple (and correct) observation. Make no mistake about it, I do NOT want to fuck Nala. Period. 

That's Gaz: 

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Nevertheless, I'd be lying if I exclaimed Nala isn't a smoke. She's a smoke and a half. Enough to crack the top 25 of cartoon smokes though? 

That's for you to tune in to find out!!!