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Someone Made A Fake Trailer For 'Home Alone 3' With An Adult Kevin McCallister And It'd Easily Be The Best Movie In Years

I know there was a Home Alone 3, but we don't acknowledge that despite Scarlett Johansson being a star in it. But this? This has my attention. First, gotta give credit where it's due. This is an incredible trailer. Sure, you may have a little too much time on your hands to make a fake trailer and use a bunch of voiceovers and what not. But it entertained me for 3 minutes on a slow ass day. 

I also know that we like to complain about all Hollywood does is remake old classics. I get it. I'm still mad about a reboot of White Men Can't Jump (my personal favorite movie). But we're talking about a true classic here. A movie where people argue what's better 1 or 2. 

There's an easy answer here and it's Marv using the greatest pickup line known to man

Simple, to the point and works every time. Except for Marv who gets punched, but we're talking real life here. In real life the Wet/Sticky Bandits aren't alive considering they were hit with bricks, irons, tools, lit on fire, you name it. Quick shout out to Daniel Stern. What a run he had. Home Alone 1 and 2, Rookie of the Year, Celtic Pride, voice for The Wonder Years, City Slickers, a cameo in Workaholics and one of the more underrated movies of the 90s - Bushwacked. 

I need to know more about how Buzz became a cop though in this. That's why I want this movie made. One change would be give Kevin his real partner. Brenda Song. Seems like a no-brainer upgrade here. But back to my original point. This needs to be made for the sole reason of getting rid of the fake Home Alone 3. This is what Home Alone 3 should have been. An adult Kevin McCallister guarding his house against an aging Marv and Harry. Have some fun with it and make it happen.