Christmas Came Early: The Dallas Cowboys Are Now The Biggest Frauds In Football
Rich Barnes. Getty Images.The Cowboys were riding a 5-game win streak. They beat up on a bunch of nobodies, and then beat the Eagles at home after the Eagles fumbled the ball 3 times and Dallas' kicker decided to have the game of a lifetime. The national media couldn't get enough of their little darling team finally atop of the division. Somehow the FCC was fine with all these shows tugging off Dak Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys on live TV. It was Dak MVP this, and Dallas Super Bowl that. All because they beat the Giants, Panthers, Commanders, and then two wins at home against Seattle and Philly.
Something fishy is going on at AT&T Stadium. I can't quite put my finger on what it is, but some sort of tomfoolery is afoot there. Because how is it that the Dallas Cowboys look like the best team in football when they're playing at home, but then turn back into a pumpkin full of shit whenever they have to play a halfway decent team on the road? They lost to the 3-11 Arizona Cardinals on the road. They got their shit shoved in by San Francisco on the road. They barely beat the Chargers on the road. They lost to the Eagles on the road. And then yesterday they got their skulls caved in by the Bills on the road.
Here are a couple fun little fact for all you boys and girls back home--1) most teams in the playoffs are going to have a winning record. Bad news for Dallas. And 2) The Super Bowl this year is going to be played at Allegiant Stadium. Not sure if you guys are geography majors or not, but turns out that is in Las Vegas and not Dallas. Again, bad news for the Cowboys.
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All I'm saying is that it's time we finally change the narrative about the Cowboys. All you hear about after a loss like yesterday in Buffalo is how the Cowboys could be so bad on the road. You hear Micah Parsons call it "unacceptable" and "mind boggling".
The question shouldn't be why they're so bad on the road. It should be how are they so good at home? Need some answers about what is going on in Jerry World right now. Are they poisoning the opposing team's locker room? Do they have some sort of magnetic speed strip implanted in their cleats to make them faster on their own turf? Banging trash cans to call out runs or passes? It has to be something, because the true Dallas Cowboys are the ones that we saw yesterday in Buffalo.