Lighten the Fuck Up! She Was Sitting Alone on a Park Bench During Her Lunch Break...

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An attractive young woman was sitting alone on a park bench smoking a big fat blunt during her lunch break…

An older woman sitting nearby, bothered by the smoke, interrupted, "Smoking that much pot during lunch is bad for you, young lady!"

The young woman looked over and responded, "I'll have you know, Ma'am, my grandmother lived to be one hundred and four…"

The older woman, surprised, asked, "And she smoked that much pot during lunch?"

"No," the young woman snapped, "But she minded her own fucking business…"                                                                                    

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #217!

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