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We Got The Highlights Of The Team Who Lost 108-14 In A Real College Basketball Game Last Week And It's Somehow More Pathetic Than You'd Expect

I know everyone is making the same Bishop Sycamore joke here, but this is somehow worse. This isn't a school pretending to be Division I or anything like that. They are who they are. A group of college guys who somehow look 15 and 40 years-old across the board who simply have never played basketball before. 

Now to be fair they did have 14 points. Not sure if the highlights for the made baskets are better or not: 

I just can't get over these highlights. I've never seen a 'college' team look like that before. They legit have no idea how to shoot. When you're launching from your chest like a 5-year old who isn't strong enough to shoot it from the hip yet it's bad. It's tough to narrow down which one of the airballs, lack of dribbling or any skills is my favorite, but the :33 second mark hits the closest to home. If you've played pick up at any level you know that guy. The moment he touches the ball it's going up. Turnaround, confidence through the roof, not even close.

I hope everyone has as much confidence as number 1 though. Dude showed up like he was ready to pull off an upset over a Division I team. Probably gave some overly dramatic pregame pump up speech and then just launched the ball around. Job well done he said as he went back to the locker room. 

Incredible all the way around. It's a great way to feel better about yourself on a Sunday morning really.