#HealthyDebate: Is It Worse To Cut A Line At Disney Or Lie About Playing Football For UCF And Acting Like A Hardo After Getting Called Out For Cutting A Line At Disney?
So this video went viral during the week with a bunch of takes flying about the etiquette of other people since this is the internet in 2023. As someone that grew up near the most overcrowded city in the country who has spent way too much of his life waiting in lines, I feel like I have a fair take about cutting lines or waiting on line (yes I used in line and on line in the same sentence to appease both groups of people who are psychos about the correct way to say it).
1. I personally think it's fine to walk up to your group as long as someone has been waiting like a shlub. There's no need for everyone to get off a line if someone has to take a piss or was running behind 30 seconds. It sucks if your wait for a ride went from 90 minutes to 90 minutes and 10 seconds because a few people caught up with their friends. But I like to think it all evens out in the end, even though Disney lines have apparently gotten to the point where people are shitting on floors because the waits have gotten so ridiculous.
2. If you are going to die on a hill about line cutting, it shouldn't be on Soarin'. Don't get me wrong, it's a nice ride with some cool moments and nice smells that has absolutely soul crippling lines despite it being about 3.5/5 Balls as a ride. But there are better rides at EPCOT, which is easily the worst park for rides, let alone the rest of Disney World to go viral for looking like an asshole line cutter.
If you are going to cut the line for a ride at EPCOT, do it for the Guardians ride which absolutely rules, even if Dave and Robbie may disagree.
Blogger's Note: KenJac's face will always make me laugh. We need a #DisneyBoys Part II ASAP and I'm definitely not just saying that because I need to get away from my kids again
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3. Disney is the Happiest Place On Earth when you arrive and when you talk about it after you leave. But when you are in the belly of the beast, it is the Most Miserable Place On Earth full of massive lines, whining kids, sweltering Florida heat, and overpriced everything. Because of that, I don't blame anyone for becoming a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker whenever they get called out by a rando for something, regardless if it's right or wrong.
That being said, if your reaction to being called out for cutting a line is to talk about how you play for a D1 football team, how much money you make for NIL, and how everyone tailgates to watch you play, you objectively suck. However to say all that stuff when you are not on the football team makes you the WOAT, which is exactly what happened considering UCF released this statement on Twitter.
A college football team tweeting that is funny. A college football team pinning said tweet to their profile so everyone that visits their Twitter account knows you never played for them is LOL funny.
So to sum everything up, cutting lines is wrong unless you are catching up with your friends who were already waiting. Then it isn't really cutting. But to act like you are a football player cashing NIL checks for a 6-6 team that just finished 9th in the Big XII and is about to take on Georgia Tech in the famed Gasparilla Bowl is so absurd it's actually hilarious.