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Elon Musk's New A.I. Chat Program On Twitter Is A Little Pussy Bitch

Every time I hear about Artificial Intelligence I get a little scared. Mostly because I don't understand it and I don't like things I can't understand. How can something know everything and sound like a nicer, better, version of humans? An all-knowing, always present, guiding resource for humanity...that isn't real. Hmm. Not great. Anytime something dumb can be replaced with something smart I get nervous. It's only a matter of time before I get caught on the wrong side of that line. 

That was until I started playing around with Grok. Let me put this bluntly...Grok is a fence-sitting, non-committal, little pussy. I mean have a take one time.

Oh cool takes on "fun mode" by Grok. I need answers to questions I don't know. I need gambling advice. I need hope. I need insight. I need complex problem solving. Grok has access to every tweet on the platform and with all that data he basically coughs up a ¯_(ツ)_/¯ 

So at this moment, AI is coming for YOUR  job, not mine. There's always going to be a place for a moron fan on the internet who predicts things like 10 win seasons for the Bears. Grok and ChatGPT can't replicate that level of human stupidity and optimism. Computers are too smart to be dumb and that will be our saving grace. Let them do the grunt work like engineering and global policy. Leave the Bears takes to us. 

PS: Win out and fire Eberflus