Tony Romo Saying That Taylor Swift Was Travis Kelce's "Wife" During The Chiefs/Bills Game Means Nothing

I'm hungover as dick right now and I hoped/prayed we would have a drama free Game Day with Taylor at Arrowhead stadium today, watching her mans play football. Clearly I didn't hope hard enough because here I am having to answer questions about Taylor and Travis' "marriage" which is NONEXISTENT, TONY ROMO. Was this a mistake? Or just a really lame joke? I'm not expecting Tony to know all about the bitch out that Tree Paine had to give Deux Moi last week for spreading rumors around about marriages but, like...it was headline news?? 

Whatever. Remember, this means absolutely nothing. It also sounds like nobody has any respect for Tony Romo based on my replies...

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Also, for the record, of course I know who Tony Romo is. Mr Jessica Simpson seems to me a little jealous that nobody cares about his NFL player/Pop star relationship of the past? GIVE IT UP ALREADY TONY!***

***(he seems like he's a nice guy in actuality but to me, now, he's just another big dumb dufus. Players gonna play!)