Lighten the Fuck Up! It's What Lonesome Cowboys Dream About Herding Cattle Out on the Barren Plain...

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Back in the days of the Old West, a lonesome cowboy was herding cattle through Indian territory when he was captured by a tribe of Cherokees who tied him to a tree and, for the moment, were content to hold him captive. 

The Chief asked the cowboy if he had any wishes for his trusty steed, an American Quarter Horse, and the cowboy replied that he did. He asked to have his horse set free and to have a moment with him before he was released into the wild.

The Chief granted the cowboy his wishes. 

Before being released, the cowboy leaned in and whispered something to his horse no one else could hear… 

Once released, the horse galloped away in a cloud of dust and disappeared across the barren plain. 

The next morning, the horse returned, and on its back was a gorgeous, blonde cowgirl with the face of an angel and a body lonesome cowboys dream about. 

The horse stopped directly in front of the cowboy, who was still tied to the tree, and waited for his approval. The cowboy was shocked and yelled, “You didn't listen! I told you to come back with the POSSE!”

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