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Knock Knock Kim Kardashian, The Grim Reaper Is At Your Door And She Looks A Lot Like Taylor Swift

“You have a fully manufactured frame job, in an illegally recorded phone call, which Kim Kardashian edited and then put out to say to everyone that I was a liar. That took me down psychologically to a place I’ve never been before. I moved to a foreign country. I didn’t leave a rental house for a year. I was afraid to get on phone calls. I pushed away most people in my life because I didn’t trust anyone anymore. I went down really, really hard.”

This is of course an excerpt from Taylor's Time Magazine interview and I'll say this - if I'm Kim Kardashian? I'm getting my affairs in order. I'm preparing a statement, I'm tying up loose ends. When Reputation (Taylor's Version) drops, I have a STRONG FEELING that Kim will finally be served the massive piece of humble pie that's been chasing her down for 7 years. 

Thinking about it, it's really insane that even the most avid of Swifties have been able to overlook Kim's disgusting behavior and continue to elevate her despite the dirty dealings she's done in the past. I am not innocent in this! I always put all of my blame on Kanye, hoped that Kim got swept up in all the bullshit he caused and hopefully, one day, she'd apologize profusely and beg on her knees for forgiveness. I think it's more than clear at this point that she will never do this. She will never understand the impact of her actions on a woman who didn't deserve it, and as the wise always say - there's a special place in hell for women who tear down other women for absolutely no reason at all. If Kim were to stand up and say "yea, I was a total fucking dirtbag, I can't believe that as a grown woman I let myself act this way and affect someone's life like this," I think I'd say it was too little, too late. She basically got out of this whole thing unscathed, from where I'm standing. Luckily, as Taylor says, "the trash takes itself out every time."

Time's a tickin', Kimmy. Call up those PR geniuses and start working on a response. I have a feeling this won't end well for you!