Lighten the Fuck Up! How Some Intense Finger-Sucking Could Get Her What She Wanted...

A sexy young woman walked up to the bar in a downtown pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender, who came over immediately… 

When he arrived, she flirtatiously signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he complied, she began to gently caress his beard with both hands…

 “Are you the manager?” she asked, her hands now softly stroking his face… 

“Actually, no, I'm not,” the bartender replied while he enjoyed the special attention being shown to him. 

“I need to speak to him. Can you get him for me?” she asked, now running her hands beyond his beard, over his temples, and through his hair, her long, hard fingernails massaging his scalp just the way he liked it… 

“I’m afraid I can’t,” the bartender uttered, still enjoying the special attention, “Is there… anything… I can do… to help?” 

“Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message for me,” she continued, now popping a couple of her sexy fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently… 

"Ooh…" the bartender moaned, his lips wrapped tightly around her sexy long fingers… 

And then, after she withdrew her fingers, hoping she'd reinsert them, he asked, "What exactly should I tell him?”  

“Tell him,” she whispered seductively, “That there's no toilet paper or hand soap in the fucking ladies' room!”

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #213!

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