The George Santos with Nothing to Lose Who's Going Off on the 'Pussies,' 'Hypocrites,' 'Felons,' Cheaters and Drunks in Congress is the Best George Santos
MICHAEL REYNOLDS. Shutterstock Images.Maybe there's not much to be admired about an elected official whose entire life has been one consistent pack of lies, fraud, deceit and corruption. But when his entire existence reflects the lies, fraud, deceit and corruption inherent in politics, then there's something to be appreciated about it.
And no one has embodied how broken the system is than George Santos, as previously discussed by Chief, Kelly Keegs and Chaps:
But just because Santos is a 300 pound lying sack of pig testicles doesn't mean he can't be a useful public servant. As the corruption charges around him start to pile up like the logs under someone who's about to be burned at the stake, soon-to-be-ex-Representative is making it clear he will not go quietly into the night. He's a cornered animal who's more than willing to go down fighting. And for that, we can be grateful.
This donkey might be a grifter, but he's spent his short career paying attention to the rest of the grifters and taking notes. It seems there is no honor among thieves. And if you're a fan of chaos, you love to see it. From his comically rambling, nonsensical presser earlier today:
To the wild dirt he dished a few days back:
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Source- Santos spent three hours on Friday raging against the House Ethics Committee in a livestream on X where he called the chair of the committee a 'p' and the members 'hypocrites'. …
He accused his House colleagues of casting votes hungover, cheating on their spouses, and being 'hypocrites.'
He attacked [Michael] Guest in the livestream, saying the chairman should 'be a man and stop being a py and call the damn motion.'
But he did not spare any of his colleagues, accusing them all of 'act[ing] like they're in ivory towers with white pointy hats and they're untouchable.'
He added: 'Within the ranks of United States Congress there's felons galore, there's people with all sorts of shystie backgrounds.'
Some, he said, are 'more worried about getting drunk every night with the next lobbyists they're going to screw' than doing their jobs.
'I'm not running for reelection because I don't want to work with a bunch of hypocrites,' he said.
'It's gross.'
And this is just his opening salvo?
Bring this on. Bring this all the way on. I mean, anyone who doesn't lie down in a cocoon full of goo and plug their brain into the matrix of one of the cable news networks every night has known damn well this is how Congress functions. Like they say, Washington is show business for ugly people. Guys who couldn't get to second base in high school find themselves with power for the first time in their lives. So like all influential men since the dawn of civilization, they trade political favors for sex, money, booze, and more sex.
The only difference being that in the Roman Republic, the Consuls always faced the threat that if they got too greedy, some Patrician or a Magistrate might keep them in check with a knife in the back of the toga. SPQR and all that. Santos and the rest of them don't have to deal with that. So they feed at the trough until it's empty, lick it clean, then have the next lobbyist come along and fill it back up.
The solons in congress have made the classic mistake of overplaying their hand. As long as Santos was kept fat and happy on free OnlyFans, Botox, and lip-liner, they could control him. No one wants to let a little honesty get in the way of all that graft. Once they took that away, he's got free reign to go scorched earth on all of them. And it should be glorious.
Someone had better schedule an interview with this guy and soon. When you're threatening to blow the lid off the most corrupt and powerful organization this side of the NCAA, there's always the real possibility somebody will find a way to silence you. "With extreme prejudice," as they say in Apocalypse Now. I hope not. Let's get Santos talking and not interrupt until he's told us everything.