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Ryan Shazier's Wife Caught Him Cheating And Sharing His Love For Books Like "The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex For Women"

TMZ - Ryan Shazier is a "liar and a cheater" ... this according to his wife, who just put the former NFL linebacker on blast by sharing raunchy text messages she claims he sent to another woman.

Michelle Shazier -- who has been with Ryan well before his career-ending spinal cord injury in 2017 -- unleashed on her husband in a since-deleted Instagram post on Wednesday ... saying, "A person that loves his family … this is what they do to their family … the WIFE.. that has been there for him since day 1!"

Not an especially shocking story. You wouldn't necessarily expect Ryan Shazier to be a man that cheats on his wife. For some reason there's something about him overcoming a severe spinal injury that threatened to leave him paralyzed for life that kinda makes you think he's a man of great morals. Even though those two things don't really have anything to do with each other. But the memes & videos that come out of an "almost paralyzed + cheating on your wife" combination are quite something.

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But let's be real. People cheat all the time. Not that it's excusable. But whenever there's a headline along the lines of "Professional Athlete Cheats on Wife", it doesn't exactly blow you away.. 

But you know what will blow you away? The head of a woman who's recently read Elizabeth Cramer's award winning novel, "Blow By Blow: A Step-by-Step Guide On How To Give Blow Jobs So Explosive That He Will Be Willing To Do Anything For You." Which is exactly the book Ryan Shazier suggested to his alleged mistress. That along with, "The Ultimate Guide To Anal Sex For Women (2nd edition)."

Hopefully she already read the first book or else she's gonna be lost. 

Ryan Shazier has some weird game. Those messages for the most part are pretty non-sexual, not-very-aggressive texts. Just a lot of "I really like you", "you're a great person", "I want to get to know you" type of texts. Sprinkle in some emojis. Then out of nowhere, BOOM. Here comes some Anal Sex and Blow Job literature. He almost could have talked his way out of those texts before the book links. I know they say you can't judge a book by it's cover.. but in this case, I think his wife has a pretty solid idea of the plot.

Shazier's wife has since deleted her post on Instagram, but the damage has been done. She got her point across. Tough day in the Shazier household. At least he has his health. 

P.S. I thought this was funny.,, As I scrolled through Twitter after searching "Ryan Shazier", I came across this.

That's pretty hilarious timing for the Fox NFL Podcast.