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It's Time To Make Tommy DeVito A Giant For Life After Listening To Him Break Down His Italian Hand Touchdown Celebration

I hate how much I'm starting to love this guy because I know he's not the answer. I know his play is helping ruin the Giants draft pick to land a real quarterback. But, at the same time, how can we not love this guy? He's actually making watching games not suck completely. Sure, it's too late. It's pointless to win games right now but maybe we'll get rewarded like the Texans did with CJ Stroud because there are a bunch of idiots in the league. 

That said, how does DeVito not know it's the Italian hand? It's a very common name, especially for anyone from New Jersey who has an ounce of Italian blood in them. Every person has seen this and knows it. But fuck it, if he wants to call it the DeVito, my hands are tied. I'd maybe go with the Italian Hero. 

How about this lie today though? 

Just start DeVito the rest of the year. We know who Tyrod is. Let's try to figure out if DeVito can be our backup going forward. I said it yesterday he should be guaranteed a spot strictly because his dad is going to will us back to greatness. You need a dad like Tommy's dad in the stands. What we for sure should not be saying is this: 

No thank you. But for now we embrace the Italian hand. We embrace the DeVito family. We laugh at how stupid this year has been because we have nothing else to do.