Someone Needs To Save Garrett Wilson: The Jets Are So Damn Bad That He's Too Depressed To Even Apologize To Fans

This is simply a depressed man. I don't know how you can see that quote, that face and not assume this is a call for help. By help, I mean basically begging anyone, someone to get him off the Jets. I know he's not demanding a trade, but why wouldn't he? You want Tim Boyle or Zach Wilson launching the ball somewhat towards you as you get winded running routes? I don't think so. 

This really has to be a low point for the Jets. Your star receiver is out here speechless. He doesn't even have words because of how bad the Jets offense is. I know they beat the Giants, but hey, that wasn't Tommy DeVito. I'm pretty sure Garrett Wilson would kill for Tommy DeVito instead of this: 

At the minimum he'd be invited to DeVito's house for his mom to make some chicken parm. That's a win. You know someone with the name Tim Boyle doesn't have good food at his house. Probably something organic or just a roasted chicken if we're being honest. Anyways, the Jets offense is so fucking bad that I think, I THINK, I feel bad? I mean they went all-in on guys for Rodgers, that doesn't work. This is what happens if, you know, there's an injury. 

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