Embrace Debate: Diletta Leotta Is Asking Us To Help Her Pick What Pair Of Underwear She Should Choose
Now, I gotta admit, I got a bone to pick here. That's not underwear. Those are men's boxers, at least they look like them. But I'm gonna take Diletta at her word and use underwear in a headline, because, well that will get your click. Thank you. Anyways, this is some important practice as we head into the holidays. You're going to be arguing with family about whether or not a team should go for it on 4th down. You'll argue about who gets certain pieces of the bird or whatever else your family does.
This is your trial run. Diletta gives us 3 options here and to me there's a clear winner. The last one, because, well, dogs. Dogs are awesome. If you can't get down with a dog on some underwear I don't want to know you. No brainer of a choice. I get if people from Chicago want the red bull look, but your team stinks. You wanna be reminded of that? This ain't the Jordan era. Then there's the 2nd option. A sloth? P.U. No thank you. Sure, Diletta can make a sloth look good, but that's a clear 3rd look.
We're all waiting for the Maui Invitational to get back going again today. Maybe you started prepping for your night out. Either way, get your reps in. You can't be going into Thanksgiving and Christmas season without arguing. Pick a pair of underwear.
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