Dwight Howard Thinks a Dinner With Him is Worth More than $200K

I know this isn't an easy choice. A few year's salary or an hour dinner with international basketball superstar Dwight Howard. 

Obviously we would all take dinner with Dwight Howard over $200k. The comment section is knocking down the door to have dinner with Dwight Howard for such a price. Dwight Howard said so himself. EVERYBODY is choosing dinner with Dwight. But what if he bumped it up to $500k? Is that a tough decision now?

No.. no it is not a tough decision.

What the fuck is Dwight Howard talking about? He's trolling us right? If I had to put a real number on it, I'd probably take a minimum of $350 over a dinner with Dwight Howard. Anything below $350 might be worth a funny blog or something. I could ask him questions about... I don't even know what. I don't care about anything Dwight Howard has to say. But I guess it would be worth giving up a free $350 to go to dinner with Dwight Howard as a joke. But $200K!?!!? Who in their right mind is taking that dinner. What expertise does Dwight Howard have to offer? If we're being honest with ourselves, Dwight Howard was pretty much just born talented enough to skate by in life. That might be a little unfair. I know he worked hard in his career. But for the most part that's true. He's 7' tall and a freak athlete. He barely even had to learn how to dribble to make the NBA. What advice can Dwight Howard offer me that would improve my life?

Maybe Dwight is doing this as a joke. I can never tell how self-aware he is. He's an eccentric dude. But there really are people out there would would value a dinner at Ruth's Chris with washed up ex-NBA player Dwight Howard over a couple hundred thousand dollars. The internet never ceases to not impress me.