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Watch: PORTLY Browns Fan Falls Asleep During The Game After One Too Many Pops With The Boys

Jealous. Imagine how great it would be to use your neck as a pillow? All the practical applications? Stuck in a middle seat on the airplane? No worries, fam. Fire up the neck pillow. Tired at work? Neck pillow. Getting nagged at by your girlfriend? Neck pillow. Of course, there are downsides. For example shortened life expectancy, a predisposition to sleep apnea, falling asleep shirtless in 30 degree weather only to realize you've been posted on Barstool Sports. But hey, convenience comes at a cost! 

Having said that, how many beers do you think the big fella took down to fall asleep in that environment? It has to be over thirty, right? Like he is in the middle of a BUMPING stadium and he's somehow hitting rem. Oh well. His friend seemed to be having equally as good of a time...

I love it. Hopefully both of them were conscious enough to remember the end of the game. I'd recap it but I really don't care. Tate will do that once he finishes 4th period. Have a great Monday.