The Ultimate Transfer Portal Prize: Haley Cavinder Officially Un-Retires, Will Join TCU Basketball
There it is, the ultimate transfer portal prize. I don't even think I'm being hyperbolic here nor am I necessarily talking about just wins and losses. Haley Cavinder is as well known as any other transfer portal person. In fact she may be more known based on her followers. You hear Cavinder and you know I'm talking about the twins playing basketball. But this is what TCU should do. I don't understand how the Texas schools who have massive boosters don't land all the people. Just bid more money than anyone else if you have to, sort of like SMU used to do.
The two big questions though. 1) How does she play without her twin. 2) What does this mean?
Hmm. Distraction? Is this a relationship to worry about, because frankly I'd do anything for the Cowboys to just fucking suck. I know the Giants suck ass, but I need someone else in our division to do the same. Oh, I guess the 3rd question is what happens to her WWE career? I was ready for her and Hannah to become the next Bella twins. They were destined for it.
I love the un-retire move. We need more of it from college athletes. Everyone is already pissed off about the transfer portal and NIL, let's just add some retirement news to it. Make it outrageous because who cares at this point? We cheer for laundry. You cheer for whoever the hell puts on the name of your school.
So congrats to TCU. You just landed some news and blogs.
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