There Needs To Be A Microphone In Front Of Charlotte Head Coach Biff Poggi At All Times

I don't want to undervalue Biff Poggi when I say he's the best coach in America. I mean look at this guy: 

Now he's out here just letting out random noises during an interview. The only downside is it's a little chilly and he's not rocking his cutoff shirt. 

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You may not like it, but that's the look of a man who is made to coach football. It's one step closer to my goal to make all football and basketball coaches dress like baseball managers. Get everyone in full uniform because why the hell not? It's so absurd, I want it to happen. Forget the suits, forget the quarter zips. Give me a man rocking a homemade cutoff shirt. That's how you know he means business. 

Oh and when he's not delivering interviews as his team has 3 points in the 2nd quarter he's defending his old boss. 

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Get a better team losers. He's just the best. I need Charlotte to be good because we need Biff Poggi coaching a major program at some point. Let him be mic'd up at all times, give us the unfiltered Biff thoughts.